future me after college
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human
And he said he lost his virginity at 16, and the girl went around saying it didn’t happen?
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE VIRGIN MARY
when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day
In reference to [this] post and the requests in the comments and privately, here’s the instructions on how to make the K9 Shoulder Bag. The pattern images will print out a 1:1 ratio from what’s in the book so it’s good to go. Have fun!
Not sure if this is crass or not but…
Doctor Who Shoes by Lartovio
And she’s holding the beater from an electric mixer. That is too adorable.
MY. FUTURE. KIDS.
My new bracelet: “Good health, good luck and happiness for today and everyday.”
You spin me right round, baby…
LOOK AT JARED’S MAJESTIC HAIR FLIP OMG
- ANGELS FALLING
- STAR TREK
- GAY ROMANIAN DUBSTEP DRACULA
- JOHN HURT
- FUCKING YAHOO